1. I was going to tell a Covid symptom joke...
but it was bad taste
2. Plus, you might have died from laughter
Although 99.95% of you would not have
3. When George Washington ordered his men to be inoculated against small pox, why didn't he order those who had already had small pox to be inoculated as well?
The CDC hadn't been created yet
4. What's the difference between Moderna's vaxx and cocaine?
It takes more than two shots of cocaine to cause a heart attack
5. How were scientists able to develop safe and effective vaccines in months when everyone said it would take years?
They didn't
6. How is it that almost zero Americans have suffered side-effects from the FDA-approved Comirnaty vaccine?
Almost zero Americans have ever been injected with it.
7. For unvaccinated college kids, what is the difference between getting Covid and having a hangover?
Odds are they will have another hangover
8. Since Covid does not pose a real risk to children, why do their parents get them vaccinated?
Because they are sick 9. Does the "vaccine" injection leave a scab?
No, but it can create one
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